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Quick update.

Black Jack passed away in the summer after a lengthy session of servicing the ladies.

Mr Man has taken up the role as Chief Cock.

We also had another 6 cockerel chicks from a brood of 9 this year.

These young guns have been putting on weight ready for the pot, but the wife was waiting till after Xmas to get them sorted. Anyway, last Thursday night they were making a right din at about 3:30am. Neighbours must have been rather miffed but haven't said anything.... yet.

So wifey gets out of bed and puts them in a box in the middle of the night. Friday morning she takes them to her dad who did the necessary.

Saturday evening we ate Chicken curry. Sunday dinner was Chicken in a mushroom sauce and last night we had Chicken pie..... Yummie. I expect this theme to continue for some time.

The moral of the story is not to wake the wife at 3:30am else you get your neck wrung

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

I was thinking of getting a cock for my hens, are they all bloody noisy?

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Some are worse than others. Ours are Brahma crossed with Black Rock and are generally quite good.

Wellsummers are noisy though.

Generally, if you keep them in the dark, then they stay quiet. Something must have spooked them the other night.

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

All the one's we had at my mum and dads crowed.

One (we shall call him Spunky for that was his name) was bit special needs and crowed only in the afternoons for some reason.

He really had his work cut out for him. We had near 50 hens at one point, we had to get him an apprentice (Tim) as he couldn't keep up.

Spunky survived a couple of brushes with a fox but met an unfortunate death at the teeth of my great dane. :(

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

my neighbours all live close to me so I don't think I'll bother, my hens can die virgins

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I had no idea that it was that easy to get a new cock. And you got a bigger one, thats a double bonus

In boost we trust

Do cocks taste any different to hens?

All our cocks decend from Fred who we bought with three ladies years ago. We now get a few chicks every year that keeps the flock going, currently totalling 19!

However, we did get six ex-battery hens last year and they are providing plenty of eggs whereas the rare breeds dry up this time of year.

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

mine stopped laying when the days got shorter and have not started laying again yet

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Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

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Who the hell comes up with this stuff??? ^^^^:)

I live near a farm, and you can't beat a big cock waking you up in a morning.

Great cock pix, guys! Unfortuneately, I haven't got one to show you but thought you might want to see my pussy instead...

Edited by Metro Mandy on 28th Jan, 2010.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow........

ive literally just had to talk myself out of posting an actual picture of my penis

might have been one step too far lol

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"

I would like to add a caption to this but I have to behave myself.......

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow........

Latest update. This is the new king of the coope, MadMatt:



Last week, we had hen sitting on some eggs, but they obviously were not going to hatch as they were a week overdue. So the MD went and bought some eggs that were about to hatch and a day later these four appeared:



Apparently they are Orpingtons and Cochins.

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

He's a chunky bugger!

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.