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 1492 Posts Member #: 9468 Post Whore Wootton Bassett |
21st Dec, 2011 at 03:39:28pm
On 21st Dec, 2011 MINIMON said:
Did she make it in a coffee cup too? I won't ask how you came to acquire such item but tea..... In a coffee cup.... And most of its got lost on the way! Sort it out  I wont go into details about how i acquired the coffee mug :p but its okay normal size 
Was like the 5th time shed done it - she saw me post the piccies on here, took the mug of tea off me stormed into the kitchen and poured more water out the kettle into it then slammed it on the coffee table and shouted "better!?" Pmsl at some of the comments esp the christmas one xD Edited by Craigie-B on 21st Dec, 2011. On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:
Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle? On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio. |
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1492 Posts Member #: 9468 Post Whore Wootton Bassett |
21st Dec, 2011 at 03:40:10pm
On 20th Dec, 2011 BENROSS said:
is it half empty ....or half FULL ? thats the question craigh.....lol On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:
Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle? On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio. |
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Forum Mod  4828 Posts Member #: 154 Post Whore Midlands |
21st Dec, 2011 at 04:23:51pm
On 20th Dec, 2011 Kean said:
One of pet hates, you may as well not have a brew if its half a cup. no one in our office can put a proper brew together, I drink more coffee as its harder to get wrong! Oy! you've just excluded yourself from the tea circle, go fuck yourself if you think i'm making you a tea tomorrow!
On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:
Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF. |
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 233 Posts Member #: 863 Senior Member Lathom, lancs |
21st Dec, 2011 at 04:37:01pm
*Kean writes note to self... Must remember whos on the forum...* |
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 1713 Posts Member #: 8480 MS Paint flat cap champion & Morris Ital Lover From Sheffield now live in York tha noz |
21st Dec, 2011 at 09:08:06pm
Lol ta, for those none the wiser -mike did just the above whilst at Santa pod and took a nice big swig on it-it tickled me On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today. On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet ? The Morris Ital assassin! |
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 10020 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
21st Dec, 2011 at 09:17:03pm
On 21st Dec, 2011 oli79 said:
took a nice big swig on it-it tickled me And you found it funny Mike drinking the oil. Edited by John on 21st Dec, 2011. If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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1713 Posts Member #: 8480 MS Paint flat cap champion & Morris Ital Lover From Sheffield now live in York tha noz |
21st Dec, 2011 at 09:55:17pm
DOH!
On 21st Dec, 2011 John said:
On 21st Dec, 2011 oli79 said:
took a nice big swig on it-it tickled me And you found it funny Mike drinking the oil. On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today. On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet ? The Morris Ital assassin! |
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Site Admin   1921 Posts Member #: 333 Post Whore Tadley, Hampshire |
21st Dec, 2011 at 10:14:56pm
On 20th Dec, 2011 paul wiginton said:
I dont let my wife make my coffee, she always gets it wrong, even if I put the coffee and sugar in the cup she still pours the water wrong Alex is the same, his coffee tastes different every time. It's always the same instant! |
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667 Posts Member #: 1376 Post Whore clock tower with a sniper rifle |
21st Dec, 2011 at 10:51:39pm
Jäger tea:
internationally known as "big" swede |
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 969 Posts Member #: 47 Post Whore Not very sunny swanage |
23rd Dec, 2011 at 12:17:43pm
I used to spend a lot of time around a mates house, he took great pleasure in making people a brew, if you hadnt had a cup of tea there before then there was a very good possibilty you would get the zebra mug..... (http://racereadrelish.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/zebra-mug-1.jpg) Lots of fun watching people drink it and seeing how they react as there appears to be something floating in the cup at first.......
And on the 7th day........... God created turbochargers! |
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 9258 Posts Member #: 123 Post Whore Betwix Harrogate and York |
23rd Dec, 2011 at 01:42:23pm
My missus never used to touch tea until 4 or so years ago. Now she drinks more than me. She still can't get mine right though.
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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:
the design shows a distinct lack of imagination, talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry. |
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 3673 Posts Member #: 9300 Post Whore Quarry Bonk |
23rd Dec, 2011 at 01:48:10pm
Can't go wrong with yorkshire tea. deceaf is wank, no flavour, i dunno how people can drink it :S On 26th Jan, 2012 Tom Fenton said:
ring problems are down to wear or abuse but although annoying it isn't a show stopper On 5th Aug, 2014 madmk1 said:
Shit the bed! I had snapped the end of my shaft off!! 17.213 @ 71mph, 64bhp n/a (Old Engine) |
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43 Posts Member #: 9608 Member Lincolnshire |
8th Apr, 2012 at 03:13:48pm
Anyone tried clipper tea? They do it in tesco, it's like tea crossed with soup! I quite like it though |
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10020 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
8th Apr, 2012 at 03:25:34pm
Penny makes a consistently decent coffee. One of lads at work is absolutely wank at it though. I would never tell him though cos a bad brew is better than no brew. If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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 12307 Posts Member #: 565 Carlos Fandango Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex |
8th Apr, 2012 at 03:29:26pm
and they might dip their cock in it....
On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged... Joe, do you have a photo of your tool? http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1 https://joe1977.imgbb.com/ |
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10020 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
8th Apr, 2012 at 03:36:50pm
You must be hard if you would dip your knob in a steaming hot cuppa. If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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1226 Posts Member #: 9271 Post Whore Stoke on Trent |
8th Apr, 2012 at 03:46:10pm
maybe he has got his helmet on?
On 8th Apr, 2012 John said:
You must be hard if you would dip your knob in a steaming hot cuppa. one day boost will be mine!
On 10th Mar, 2012 Joe C said:
TBH peple stick it everywhere... and theres merits to each... |
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 2057 Posts Member #: 9252 Post Whore Cleethorpes |
8th Apr, 2012 at 04:18:59pm
not nice cheesey brew Done now needs redoing lol |
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1492 Posts Member #: 9468 Post Whore Wootton Bassett |
8th Apr, 2012 at 04:32:25pm
Lmfao
On 8th Apr, 2012 Joe C said:
and they might dip their cock in it.... I would! I can happily report that since making this thread my girlfriend now only presents me a 2/3 full cup of tea around 33% of the time. Im slowley getting there xD however she is now trained to respond to the word/name "Women" 
On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:
Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle? On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio. |
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 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
8th Apr, 2012 at 04:46:06pm
On 8th Apr, 2012 John said:
Penny makes a consistently decent coffee. I can confirm that. Her bacon buttys are good too.
On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it 
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 6549 Posts Member #: 1149 #1 Basshunter Fan Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes! |
9th Apr, 2012 at 09:15:27am
Ahh but does she serve up trout and swig mazola in a morn? 1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.
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 26 Posts Member #: 10040 Member Essex |
2nd Aug, 2012 at 07:02:10pm
Haha Sunday cup! Right where do i start! |
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Site Admin  15300 Posts Member #: 337 Fearless Tom Fenton, Avon Park 2007 & 2008 class D winner & TM legend. |
2nd Aug, 2012 at 08:00:54pm
You are only 4 months late here.
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On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
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5 Posts Member #: 10182 Junior Member |
18th Nov, 2012 at 11:15:51pm
On 20th Dec, 2011 MikeRace said:
First youve gotta get things steamy, stick your bags in and stir them around a little. Then comes the creamy goodness! Some women like our tea strong and sweet though, but men never leave the bag in long enough to get wet. Actually, I'm not too surprised that us women get confused by measurements when blokes exaggerate size so often. Thats why we are also cr*p at parking apparantly....  . :)
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 261 Posts Member #: 713 Senior Member Western Australia |
11th Jan, 2013 at 01:12:12am
On 21st Dec, 2011 Yo-Han said:
I guess it is down to the all important cup-size. Cup size is important, but they must be full! On 24th Dec, 2008 Nic said:
eyh? im drubj but very confused##]#IU |
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