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Previously josh4444

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ohh WTF !! Dude


wil_h

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Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph

www.twin-turbo.co.uk

On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


1380rich

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WTF!!! Sooo wrong

2012 Avon class c 2nd place 13.8 @98mph


Lot

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Bucks

Why did I click this thread?! lol

If I tear out my eyes can I unsee what was seen?!


rubicon

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i wonder if he does puppet shows....`

On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:


On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo


These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder.


On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER)


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@ jo why do you know that???

On 5th Jan, 2011 wolfie said:
he floated over to mine for a bit of ring


Mini_the_minx

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I'm really into body modifications and it's just something that came up in conversation with someone.

I do wonder how he manages to have a wank/shag without one/both sides folding over and ripping it open right down to his bollocks *surprised*

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com


John

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Maybe he has to pop a rubber band round it to hold it together.

I can see someone with a body mod like this really regretting it when he gets older.

Either way Brett you are sick sick sick!! lol

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


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Wow wow wtf?? People do this intentionally and out of free will!?!? I thought that was a nasty accident... *evil*

Btw. don't google it........ *Sick* *Sick* *Sick*

[X] nail here for new monitor


Brett

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ive avoided re clicking this thread lol i warned you :)

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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george91

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thats fucking rough. i feel sick. *Sick*


paul wiginton
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On 10th Jan, 2011 Mini_the_minx said:
I'm really into body modifications *surprised*


Does that mean youve modified your nether regions then!?

I seriously doubt it!


Paul R

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All i can say is ha what a dick, fair enough body mods but that and cock docking FOOK THAT

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wolfie

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bet that turned you on paul

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams


Paul R

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A little bit ;-S tbh i thought it was so fucked up clunge to start with anyway back in five.....

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Mini_the_minx

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If you mean have my slit my gash open? Not a fucking chance. That's not to say I don't have various piercings but that's something different *tongue*


On 30th Jan, 2011 paul wiginton said:



On 10th Jan, 2011 Mini_the_minx said:
I'm really into body modifications *surprised*


Does that mean youve modified your nether regions then!?

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com


paul wiginton
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Go on then, what's pierced?

I seriously doubt it!


TurboTom

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I gotta get away from this tread. Engine tuning doesn´t make me sick.

Once again. Minx, im sure you are a nice person, but im glad there´s an ocean between us :)


On 30th Jan, 2011 paul wiginton said:
Go on then, what's pierced?

If i have more toys than you when i die, I WIN


Mini_the_minx

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All over or in my lady region? *tongue*

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com


paul wiginton
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On 30th Jan, 2011 Mini_the_minx said:
All over or in my lady region? *tongue*


All over and pics to prove it *wink*

I seriously doubt it!


Mini_the_minx

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*Rofl!*

I used to have 22 but all I have left now are:-

Tongue
Lip
Anti-tragus
Rook
Lobes x 2
VCH

I'm not sure people would like to see inside my gob though *happy*

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com


paul wiginton
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VCH, brave, cool

I seriously doubt it!


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On 9th Jan, 2011 Mini_the_minx said:
It's called Meatotomy. You basically take a knife and slit open the glands on your cock and cut down however far you fancy. Apparently it doesn't hurt too much but you have to self stitch part of it. *happy*


apparently doesnt hurt too much.....says the only forum member without a schlong (....er, i hope)

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"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"



John

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On 30th Jan, 2011 Mini_the_minx said:
VCH


That explains your gangster limp! *tongue*

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


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On 30th Jan, 2011 John said:
On 30th Jan, 2011 Mini_the_minx said:
VCH


That explains your gangster limp! *tongue*


haha i just googled it to see what it was and i wasnt expecting that

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