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metroturbo

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Member #: 989
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North Yorkshire

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: are u a terrorist?
You: not today
You: only on mondays and fridays
Stranger: terrorists are cowards
You: True
Stranger: he cant fight
You: That is why I work as a hand to hand combat assasin tuesday wednesday and thursday
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im from germany
Stranger: but im not a nazi, only a other sick mind
Stranger: and u from?
You: I can't tell you. If I did, I would have to track you down and kill you with my thumb
Stranger: k.i wait here, i go read a book, night and look in the sky, the dead comes from above my friend
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


metroturbo

806 Posts
Member #: 989
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North Yorkshire

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: hello
Stranger: what's your name?
You: It is what is used to identify me from others nearby
Stranger: LOOOL
Stranger: nice one
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Carl S
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1927 Posts
Member #: 1761
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Bristol

Went on there and met a spanish chick on my second conversation lol


MONSTER HEDGEHOG

280 Posts
Member #: 4340
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sideways, Birmingham

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello sailor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

*hehe!*



On 15th Dec, 2009 fastcarl said:
sell the lot to me for £70 pounds and i'll let you stand on the outside edge and look on my inner circle of closest frinds, lol


carl




FOR EVERY WELL THOUGHT OUT AND WELL EXECUTED PRICISION JOB EVER CONCIEVED, YOU CAN GUARANTEE THAT SOMEWHERE IN WALSALL OR THE BLACK COUNTRY THERE WILL BE A BLOKE TRYING TO ACHIVE THE SAME BY MEANS OF "ITIN IT WI LUMP AMAR"


best_stig

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453 Posts
Member #: 6449
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Brisbane, Australia




On 10th Jun, 2009 SoapSud said:
Went on there and met a spanish chick on my second conversation lol


Lol, thats what they say.

But that website is very cool. Nothing beats annoying strangers your unlikely to ever meet.

In boost we trust


Carl

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2924 Posts
Member #: 95
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liverpool-on-sea

this is quite funny lol

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yooooooo
You: cheese?
Stranger: milk
You: yogurt
Stranger: chocolate milk
You: dogs dangglers
Stranger: u're making me feel hungry lol
Stranger: *happy*
You: would you eat dogs dangglers
Stranger: YES..do u believe it?
Stranger: stupid
Your conversational partner has disconnected

no longer a series, but still 1.3 turbo.

On 28th Nov, 2008 Sprocket said:
Oh now that is a long shaft you have Carl.


Carl

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2924 Posts
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liverpool-on-sea

this is pretty good theres peodos on there lol

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 22/m/Germany u?
You: 15 f uk
Stranger: horny?
You: hmmm a little r u ?
Stranger: i am so much
Stranger: i havent made love with my girlfriend since three days
You: why thats bad?
Stranger: of course normally we make love every two days
Stranger: but she is far away now
Stranger: so i miss the smell of pussy
You: awwww, im a little young for you tho arnt i ?
Stranger: if you dont feel you arent
Stranger: if you want
You: ok then thats ok with me
Stranger: i want to lick your boobs
Stranger: and i want to lick your pussy
Stranger: wear your mini skirt
Stranger: what are you writing so long?
Stranger: i am waiting for you
You: ive got my skool uniform on
Stranger: wow
Stranger: black panties?
You: no panties lol
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i cant bear that
Stranger: i would like to lick your legs
Stranger: then you will do a blowjob
You: ok im really a 32 year old fat bloke still interested?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

no longer a series, but still 1.3 turbo.

On 28th Nov, 2008 Sprocket said:
Oh now that is a long shaft you have Carl.


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

LMAO

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


miniboo

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348 Posts
Member #: 2253
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Las Vegas, Brit in the States

LMAO nearly spat my drink out at that one!!


Oli

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Member #: 1910
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Wilts

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey are you girl want webcam sex?
You: dirty TWAT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,


Oli

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Wilts

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: i have the biggest tits you'll ever see
You: hey by the way
Stranger: im not interested in your tits
Stranger: im sorry if that disappoints you
You: well i ive got a massize knob too if that helps?
You: *massive
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,


Anton

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1050 Posts
Member #: 764
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Staffordshire

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Gay?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Nic

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9317 Posts
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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

Hahahahahaha nice one Carl


stefaz

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1252 Posts
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stoke-on-trent

this is fun
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: wats tht
You: age sex location
Stranger: 16 yes cali
You: yes isnt an answer
You: m or f
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: f
You: haha. what brings you on here?
Stranger: no idea
You: haha lovin the randomness eh
Stranger: no
You: no?
Stranger: no
You: it could be worse
Stranger: no
Stranger: emo
You: you could be a fat bald bloke sat in his pants wanking over lil 16 year old girls
Your conversational partner has disconnected

On 23rd Oct, 2009 sim_ou_nao said:

eu gosto de mamas = i like boobs


Anton

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1050 Posts
Member #: 764
Post Whore

Staffordshire

it seems to be broken now... :(


sturgeo

857 Posts
Member #: 1778
Post Whore

Northants

You: hello
You: how are you
Stranger: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual].
Stranger: Don't worry about that.
Stranger: It's an old thing, and it was a bogous charge anyways.

hahaha, bet they copied that in!


Oli

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Wilts

Shit LOL!

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,


Evolution Studio 2

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Member #: 4864
Member

Northants, England

this site is great!! spent a few free afternoons on it at school.

then it got banned by the "IT" guys. *cough*Sturgeo*Nerd**cough*


best_stig

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453 Posts
Member #: 6449
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Brisbane, Australia

This is quite possibly the greatest thread i have ever read

In boost we trust

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