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what would happen if i hadthem send the money to my old account which is overdawn??
will it clear my overdraft??
lol

until the funds fail to clear yes.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

Did they actually pay in 2 million dollars???

Whats to stop you closing the account when its in there and sharing the money between us turbo mini-ists?

she looks older than 18....

go to http://www.419eater.com/ for inspiration, and a good laugh too, there are some great stories on there! Perfect if you are bored at work :)

You see £2million in your account they ask you to buy them plane tickets etc etc from your own pocket before the money disappears from your account.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

it clears and is available to withdraw. this is how it was explained to me.

the transfer is paid to your bank (not you) the bank then gives you the money themselfs. the transfer withdraws (normally because its fake) after a few days, at which point the bank takes the money back out, regardless if you have spent it.

aparently you can withdraw a cheque up to 2 years after it was wrote??

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If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

You have spoken to to your bank who are currently getting in touch with their bank.

As it is such a large amount of monies they need their account number and her full name and date of birth, then they can proceed with the transaction.

also ask if she had a tough paper round and she looks more like late 20's.......

edit: also mention that as she is a cristian, does that mean sex before marrage is out of the question? because you want some action from your investment!

Edited by Mini_Andy on 1st Apr, 2009.

Genius!

I will also add some more crap before I send it.

Thats my lunchtime sorted.

Anyone got a bank account I can use??

Edited by John on 1st Apr, 2009.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

typical... I closed an old redundant account last month...

I have one, but no chance...

NEXT!

Hey There Jenny Babe,

Glad your happy about my email. I was pretty chuffed with yours too. Did you have a difficult paper round when you were younger as you look like your in your late 20's in that picture you sent me? Please can you scan me some more pictures? I would like to see your untainted clam burger.

I've been in touch with my bank manager. His name is Mike Oxlong. As you were talking about transferring such a large sum of money so I though it would be prudent to seek advice and protect your investment. My bank manager says as it is such a heavy load he will need your full name, an address and your date of birth before he contacts your bank.

You asked about my religion. Currently I am a member of the Jedi Church. The religion is currently in it's infancy hence i am hoping to become a member of the high council. Here's the website http://www.jedichurch.org/

You mention that you are a christian. Does this mean that you don't believe in sex before marriage? As I like to dunk my cheese stick on a regular basis.

Peace out homie!
Yours,
Ivor Barnett

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

ive got one you can use,
im gonna dissapear anyways.....lol

On 1st Apr, 2009 minimadmotorman said:
Genius!

I will also add some more crap before I send it.

Thats my lunchtime sorted.

Anyone got a bank account I can use??

I might take you up on that then later rubicon. Either that or I will give them a load of bollocks account number.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

as long as its a legit sort code, just make up the account number :)

I would like to get the word clunge in my next email I think. And possibly later down the line notify her I am changing my name to Ivor Biggun potentially extending the amount of time to complete the transfer?

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

im impressed you managed to fit clam in the last one!

Maybe I should ask people on here for random words to insert into future emails?

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

My mate did this in his old job, managed to fit "ugly shrek babies" into a sales pitch face to face lol.

I think you should mention that you are a member of a local semi pro gang banging team and they are all kean to meet her.

I wonder how long I can keep this going for?

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

forever