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 4626 Posts Member #: 20 My sister is so fit I won't show anyone her picture Lake District |
12th Mar, 2009 at 03:03:10pm
"I don't want to catch you sticking your cock in there again Fenton !" |
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 10021 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
12th Mar, 2009 at 03:09:01pm
On 12th Mar, 2009 Turbo Phil said:
"I don't want to catch you sticking your cock in there again Fenton !" Hahahaha! 
If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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 9317 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
12th Mar, 2009 at 03:15:22pm
"What the fuck are you doing wearing dirty trousers like that???? You southern nonce, I'll fucking show you how to drive" |
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 8604 Posts Member #: 573 Formerly Axel Podland |
12th Mar, 2009 at 03:16:02pm
"Stop drinking it and put it in the car" Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
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 514 Posts Member #: 2104 Post Whore Essex - UK |
12th Mar, 2009 at 05:55:40pm
Stop posing for the picture and get the fuel in the dam car!!!!!!!! i could have done it in half the time!!!!
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 6274 Posts Member #: 509 Post Whore Isle of Man |
12th Mar, 2009 at 06:17:22pm
i imagine he would have been muttering some such about inventing funnels? "Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"
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 9502 Posts Member #: 1023 Post Whore Doncaster, South Yorkshire |
12th Mar, 2009 at 06:28:23pm
Yes i moved to the darkside |
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4314 Posts Member #: 700 Formerly British Open Classic The West Country |
12th Mar, 2009 at 06:28:38pm
That's not the Norwegian Vodka you're putting in there is it!? Isambard Kingdom Brunel said:
Nothing is impossible if you are an Engineer |
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 6745 Posts Member #: 828 Post Whore uranus |
12th Mar, 2009 at 06:40:45pm
''no tom ,look,theyre both the same size ,
Medusa + injection = too much torque for the dyno ..https://youtu.be/qg5o0_tJxYM |
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6745 Posts Member #: 828 Post Whore uranus |
12th Mar, 2009 at 06:42:10pm
is that MY HAT in there youv used for a filter ???? Medusa + injection = too much torque for the dyno ..https://youtu.be/qg5o0_tJxYM |
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 8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
12th Mar, 2009 at 07:50:59pm
On 12th Mar, 2009 Brett said:
Carl, Tom?.. did you fucking make that?.... what have i told you about having nice smooth flowing bends Tom, Carl...... i'll fucking bend you in a minute  no offence obviously  baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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 12307 Posts Member #: 565 Carlos Fandango Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex |
12th Mar, 2009 at 08:28:27pm
that the colonic irrigation funnel fenton you twat!
On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged... Joe, do you have a photo of your tool? http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1 https://joe1977.imgbb.com/ |
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Forum Mod  4828 Posts Member #: 154 Post Whore Midlands |
12th Mar, 2009 at 09:15:36pm
On 12th Mar, 2009 robert said:
''no tom ,look,theyre both the same size , now listen carefully this green mini is big , that green mini is faaar awaaay pmsl
On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:
Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF. |
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9317 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
12th Mar, 2009 at 10:28:38pm
"This ride aint gonna pull no booty with 13" wheels, so ive got my wheel man on it to pimp it out on some 24" rollers.
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 7765 Posts Member #: 74 I pick holes in everything.. Chief ancient post excavator |
12th Mar, 2009 at 10:40:17pm
On 12th Mar, 2009 Rob H said:
That's not the Norwegian Vodka you're putting in there is it!? Jon, have you finished your Seksti?:) On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem. |
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4314 Posts Member #: 700 Formerly British Open Classic The West Country |
12th Mar, 2009 at 11:40:21pm
We would have had enough fuel to get home if someone hadn't have made a detour via the chippy. Isambard Kingdom Brunel said:
Nothing is impossible if you are an Engineer |
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 348 Posts Member #: 2253 Senior Member Las Vegas, Brit in the States |
13th Mar, 2009 at 06:05:59am
"When I get home I'm gonna make a Ti one of this funnel and then make it lighter by drilling loads of holes in it." |
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 720 Posts Member #: 2588 Post Whore Pretoria South Africa |
13th Mar, 2009 at 09:28:20am
Oi Tom ! You see this funnel ?
"So wat we gonna do tonight Brain?"
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 656 Posts Member #: 1917 AKA chargedzetec Milton Keynes |
13th Mar, 2009 at 10:21:41am
pour bitch, pour. This is FORD country, on a quiet day you can hear Vauxhalls rusting. |
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 3756 Posts Member #: 1709 I like granny porn. LONDONSHIRE |
13th Mar, 2009 at 10:58:06am
On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:
On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder. On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER) |
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 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
13th Mar, 2009 at 01:02:47pm
Carl "You know where that funnel is going next don't you?"
On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it 
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3756 Posts Member #: 1709 I like granny porn. LONDONSHIRE |
13th Mar, 2009 at 02:16:21pm
so what was said then?
On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:
On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder. On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER) |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
13th Mar, 2009 at 02:18:10pm
On 13th Mar, 2009 rubicon said:
so what was said then? Not much. Tom took it like a man. On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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Site Admin  15300 Posts Member #: 337 Fearless Tom Fenton, Avon Park 2007 & 2008 class D winner & TM legend. |
13th Mar, 2009 at 02:35:39pm
On 12th Mar, 2009 Tom Fenton said:
"Fooking hurry up and fill that up, its bastard freezing here!" This..........
On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:
On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else Like fuel 😂😂 |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
13th Mar, 2009 at 02:40:01pm
IS that game over then?? On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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