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On 12th Feb, 2009 apbellamy said:
Try working for a bank...


Oohh i might well do that!! I hear bankers get some quite nice bonuses these days while everyone else struggles:)


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*surprised*

On 12th Feb, 2009 richminiturbo. said:



On 12th Feb, 2009 apbellamy said:
Try working for a bank...


Oohh i might well do that!! I hear bankers get some quite nice bonuses these days while everyone else struggles:)

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


apbellamy

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It's not as simple as those lovely boy's in the press make out!

I work in IT. Our bonus agreement (worked out a year ago) was up to 10% of anual salary dependant on a number of performance ratings and most importantly how much money the bank made. This is subject to tax too.

I work for HBOS/Lloyds Banking Group. Yes, the board made a right mess of things and some a' hole bankers bought a load of bad debt/investments. But, that hasn't stopped me working my nuts of to make sure the bank can still operate (bust or not...).

I've earnt my bonus, chances are I'll get fook all though! *happy*

I compoletly agree that the board and the 'bankers' should get fook all, because they haven't done anything to earn it!

Anyway... back to the boobies!

Edited by apbellamy on 12th Feb, 2009.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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I'm in the same boat, I work in IT for large internet bank, not sure if I'll get my bonus, TBH I doubt it very much. I've been working my nuts off too, (apart from when I've been looking at perfect tits)

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


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You have to find that balance between nuts and boobies or you'll just burn out....

On 12th Feb, 2009 Jimster said:
I've been working my nuts off

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


John

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And your nuts will fall off by the sounds of it!


On 12th Feb, 2009 apbellamy said:

You have to find that balance between nuts and boobies or you'll just burn out....

On 12th Feb, 2009 Jimster said:
I've been working my nuts off

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


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On 12th Feb, 2009 Ben H said:
Unfortunately I am 34, not 13 so I have (or should I say had) no idea what 'NSFW' meant. Oh, you say it is obvious, well it is now. Mind you what would a 13 year old be doing in work anyway, unless he was in a sweat shop, and I doubt they get internet access in that kind of career choice.

Anyway, thanks.


I can only apologise, but that made me giggle!


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i think i'm getting old.......i like all of them!


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great present nicky, good choice!!

On 23rd Oct, 2009 sim_ou_nao said:

eu gosto de mamas = i like boobs


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BOOOOOIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG !!

Nicky....Ure Swell *happy*



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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Not as swelled as me after that website.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


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If Nicky does that for us lot, just think what she does for Al! Lucky man.

Cheers Nicky

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I seriously doubt it!


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That gift has made my day...phwooaaarrr!! *tongue*

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Fark i looooooove bboooooobies *smiley*



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Brett

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lol at madmatt, that song is..er... unique? *hehe!*

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobies!!


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Can this thread be topped for, er .... future reference ? My wank bank's already full. *tongue*

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Damn and blast! Bandwith exceeded!! No fookin wonder!!!!!

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tits are brilliant.

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Linky doesnt work anymore i dont think :(

Its coming up with 509 bandwidth limit exceeded...


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On 16th Feb, 2009 tomf said:
Its coming up with 509 bandwidth limit exceeded...


I think the bandwidth being exceeded is my fault. *tongue*

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


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Siged! From now on I will have wide posts... *happy*

On 15th Feb, 2009 Nic said:
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobies!!

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


John

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BTTT! *happy*

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


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On 4th Feb, 2011 John said:
BTTT! *happy*


Somehow i missed this first time round!! Thankyou!

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