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 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
26th Aug, 2012 at 06:53:53am
Wifey insisted on watching that x factor tripe last night. Low and behold, the first turn was Oneeyedlizzard! I couldn't believe it. On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it 
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 1492 Posts Member #: 9468 Post Whore Wootton Bassett |
26th Aug, 2012 at 07:57:00am
Lmao On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:
Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle? On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio. |
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 2233 Posts Member #: 9037 Post Whore Doncaster, yorkshire |
26th Aug, 2012 at 08:11:27am
Don't lie Andy, you told me you love x factor, ps looking good Gary... Hahahah Audi s4 b5 - 470bhp & 486ft lbs
On 15th Mar, 2012 wil_h said:
Yes, Carl says he gets requests for rimming all the time On 30th Apr, 2012 Brett said:
yeah stick the bit in and give it a wobble  |
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 9502 Posts Member #: 1023 Post Whore Doncaster, South Yorkshire |
26th Aug, 2012 at 08:17:46am
Yes i moved to the darkside |
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 1713 Posts Member #: 8480 MS Paint flat cap champion & Morris Ital Lover From Sheffield now live in York tha noz |
26th Aug, 2012 at 09:06:52am
On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today. On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet  ? The Morris Ital assassin! |
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 1648 Posts Member #: 9038 Post Whore Carlisle, Cumbria |
26th Aug, 2012 at 11:10:56am
that new hair colour is working wonders for him |
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 8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
26th Aug, 2012 at 11:17:15am
lmao Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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 7265 Posts Member #: 1268 The Boom Boom speaker Police! Essex |
26th Aug, 2012 at 11:55:38am
Fuckers! I wouldn't have known as I don't allow such shit on the telly in our household!
In the 13's at last!.. Just |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
26th Aug, 2012 at 12:20:21pm
There's more than a passing resemblance...
On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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1713 Posts Member #: 8480 MS Paint flat cap champion & Morris Ital Lover From Sheffield now live in York tha noz |
26th Aug, 2012 at 01:00:44pm
Sorry couldnt resist-seamless eh?
Edited by oli79 on 26th Aug, 2012. On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today. On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet ? The Morris Ital assassin! |
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 562 Posts Member #: 9285 Post Whore Oxfordshire |
26th Aug, 2012 at 01:08:59pm
Haha! My build thread: http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.php?p=vt&tid=454802
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
26th Aug, 2012 at 01:43:29pm
the master strikes again... On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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1492 Posts Member #: 9468 Post Whore Wootton Bassett |
11th Sep, 2012 at 07:32:45am
hahaha On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:
Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle? On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio. |
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337 Posts Member #: 399 Senior Member Austria |
11th Sep, 2012 at 01:13:19pm
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
11th Sep, 2012 at 01:22:28pm
ha ha On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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1713 Posts Member #: 8480 MS Paint flat cap champion & Morris Ital Lover From Sheffield now live in York tha noz |
11th Sep, 2012 at 05:52:21pm
Bazinga!
On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today. On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet ? The Morris Ital assassin! |
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 10021 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
11th Sep, 2012 at 05:54:40pm
If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
24th Sep, 2012 at 07:29:15am
Well done Gary, made it through to the 3rd round. On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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7265 Posts Member #: 1268 The Boom Boom speaker Police! Essex |
24th Sep, 2012 at 07:34:50am
I can't believe you are still watching this shit???
In the 13's at last!.. Just |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
24th Sep, 2012 at 07:41:09am
she still insisted. stuck in a holiday house with no alternative... On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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1492 Posts Member #: 9468 Post Whore Wootton Bassett |
26th Sep, 2012 at 05:47:37pm
Andy has a secret passion for it, he just blames the wife to maintain some masculinity On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:
Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle? On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio. |
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1713 Posts Member #: 8480 MS Paint flat cap champion & Morris Ital Lover From Sheffield now live in York tha noz |
1st Oct, 2012 at 07:50:23pm
Who's doing one eye's wardrobe for this thing-Stevie Wonder?
On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today. On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet ? The Morris Ital assassin! |
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 1745 Posts Member #: 375 Post Whore Leicestershire |
1st Oct, 2012 at 08:03:28pm
There's a bloke on it that looks like turbo Phil aswell :) |
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1713 Posts Member #: 8480 MS Paint flat cap champion & Morris Ital Lover From Sheffield now live in York tha noz |
1st Oct, 2012 at 08:15:18pm
I know its not this guy but wtf????
Edited by oli79 on 1st Oct, 2012. On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today. On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet ? The Morris Ital assassin! |
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7265 Posts Member #: 1268 The Boom Boom speaker Police! Essex |
2nd Oct, 2012 at 08:26:53am
My sister had this on demand last night. (Before anyone points out, she's in the sister section already).
In the 13's at last!.. Just |
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