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Miniwilliams

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Proven 200+bhp & Avon Park 05,06,07 Class D 3rd place


Well the spring is near so I thought I'd dig the old girl out and give her it's first clean in many months, Ready for a photoshoot tomorrow, so I hope the weather keeps dry!

Couple of pics attached to show you.



Best 1/4 mile 13.2 seconds @116 mph
First 5 port miniturbo to make over 200 bhp on a carb?
First 5 port miniturbo to make over 200 bhp on Injection?

http://www.mattwoodsphotography.com


Craigie-B

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what have you got under the bonnet? Is it a clio williams engine? If so I'd be very interested in your project thread :)

On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:

Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle?


On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio.


AlexB
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The boring bloke who runs this place.

Berkshire

Matt's car is one of the 'old school' turbo minis - over 200bhp years and years ago - and the first Turbo Mini I ever went in!

Looking as good as ever, Matt.


bennyy

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It's an a series Craig looks great matt.

Audi s4 b5 - 470bhp & 486ft lbs

On 15th Mar, 2012 wil_h said:

Yes, Carl says he gets requests for rimming all the time

On 30th Apr, 2012 Brett said:
yeah stick the bit in and give it a wobble *wink*


Craigie-B

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ahh, still like it *happy* looks awsome :)

On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:

Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle?


On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio.


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

If you come to Avon, you might get to see Matt's willy in action *wink*

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


MarkGTT

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looking shiny - i like. :)


On 15th Mar, 2012 Craigie-B said:
what have you got under the bonnet? Is it a clio williams engine? If so I'd be very interested in your project thread :)


lol - how can you not know Matt's car! shame on you.

Edited by MarkGTT on 15th Mar, 2012.


Craigie-B

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I'm new to the mini scene *tongue*

Is it even more shameful that Im about to ask for details on Avon because I know nothing about it? :(

edit: is it shakespeare raceway in warwickshire? If so i live about 20 mins away from it haha

Edited by Craigie-B on 15th Mar, 2012.

On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:

Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle?


On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio.


bennyy

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That's the one my friend.

Audi s4 b5 - 470bhp & 486ft lbs

On 15th Mar, 2012 wil_h said:

Yes, Carl says he gets requests for rimming all the time

On 30th Apr, 2012 Brett said:
yeah stick the bit in and give it a wobble *wink*


apbellamy

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bring your drinking shoes...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


oli79

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From Sheffield now live in York tha noz

No cameras this year though eh boys!

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


wil_h

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Betwix Harrogate and York




On 15th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
bring your drinking shoes...


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Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


apbellamy

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Very fetching Bill.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Craigie-B

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Whats the date for Avon guys? Ill be there :)

On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:

Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle?


On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio.


MarkGTT

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Shropshire.




On 15th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
bring your drinking shoes...


and some for Andy - cus he hasn't got any. *happy*


Miniwilliams

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Proven 200+bhp & Avon Park 05,06,07 Class D 3rd place

Cheers, guys, I was pleased with how it looked, I'm really looking forward to tomorrow now. It will be nice for me to do some good photos of my own car for once :) I hope to show you the results.


I thought I would give the engine a quick going over and spotted this in the corner!!


Best 1/4 mile 13.2 seconds @116 mph
First 5 port miniturbo to make over 200 bhp on a carb?
First 5 port miniturbo to make over 200 bhp on Injection?

http://www.mattwoodsphotography.com


almichie

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Wiltshire

Looks like a little mouse made his winter home in there!!

On 7th Nov, 2011 apbellamy said:
Shaft seems nice and snug


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
no no no no, you need more boost! you can never ever come on here and say I have enough boost, that's just silly.


On 29th Mar, 2010 Star Mag said:
these give no problems with good head


Brett

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mat you have a very dirty willy !! *hehe!*

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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Miniwilliams

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Proven 200+bhp & Avon Park 05,06,07 Class D 3rd place




On 15th Mar, 2012 almichie said:
Looks like a little mouse made his winter home in there!!


I think your spot on Almichie, If you look close at the wires you can see where the little _ucker has had some lunch!

Brett *Rofl!*

Best 1/4 mile 13.2 seconds @116 mph
First 5 port miniturbo to make over 200 bhp on a carb?
First 5 port miniturbo to make over 200 bhp on Injection?

http://www.mattwoodsphotography.com


eden7842

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nice to see even the best has a mess of wires hiding somewhere *wink*

looking clean mate, hopw to see the shoot pics soon

13.95 1/4 mile on a 2.95 fd. Carnt be that hard to beat!


Miniwilliams

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Proven 200+bhp & Avon Park 05,06,07 Class D 3rd place

lol Eden. Yes I hate wiring, so keep it well hid up :) I better not show you in the clove box OMG!

Best 1/4 mile 13.2 seconds @116 mph
First 5 port miniturbo to make over 200 bhp on a carb?
First 5 port miniturbo to make over 200 bhp on Injection?

http://www.mattwoodsphotography.com


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

On 15th Mar, 2012 MarkGTT said:

On 15th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
bring your drinking shoes...


and some for Andy - cus he hasn't got any. *happy*

Challenge accepted. See you on the Friday evening?

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Chalkie

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Looks sweet :) I love this mini! one of the reasons I brought mine!


BENROSS

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Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem

shines like a shit house door on a frosty night .....lol so we used to say in yorkshire when the toilets were out side






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a mouse and a snakes wedding,looks nice matt,
whats that black shiz on the front of the box?

On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:


On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo


These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder.


On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER)

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