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Craigie-B

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So my girlfriend asked me if i wanted a cup of tea, i accept and said yes please, five minutes later she came back with 2 cups, one for her and one for herself.

This is the level that she brought me:





As you can see its literally 1/4 down the cup! Wtf is that about!

Do any of your girlfriends/wives/partners do this or is mine defective and needs sending in for repair?

Edited by Craigie-B on 20th Dec, 2011.

On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:

Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle?


On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio.


apbellamy

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She made you a brew. What more do you want...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Joe C

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Tides out!!

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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I dont let my wife make my coffee, she always gets it wrong, even if I put the coffee and sugar in the cup she still pours the water wrong

I seriously doubt it!


kcchan

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I used to have to make tea at work. The office was at one end of the shop and the counter at the other so I used to make the cups less full so I wouldn't spill any.

When I gave the cups to my workmates they asked: "the tide gone out or summat?"


scott the joiner

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A full cup maybe? *happy*

On 20th Dec, 2011 apbellamy said:
She made you a brew. What more do you want...


Carlzilla

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That's appauling, it's not even a big mug!
Barely enough to wet your whistle.

On 26th Jan, 2012 Tom Fenton said:
ring problems are down to wear or abuse but although annoying it isn't a show stopper

On 5th Aug, 2014 madmk1 said:
Shit the bed! I had snapped the end of my shaft off!!

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is it half empty ....or half FULL ? thats the question craigh.....lol






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should get a coffee machine but better than tea

Done now needs redoing lol


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First youve gotta get things steamy, stick your bags in and stir them around a little. Then comes the creamy goodness!

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One of pet hates, you may as well not have a brew if its half a cup. no one in our office can put a proper brew together, I drink more coffee as its harder to get wrong!


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Is she giving you the rest for christmas? *hehe!*

On 26th Jan, 2012 Tom Fenton said:
ring problems are down to wear or abuse but although annoying it isn't a show stopper

On 5th Aug, 2014 madmk1 said:
Shit the bed! I had snapped the end of my shaft off!!

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my misses makes an awesome cuppa, I cant make tea for shit, so when i fancy a hot drink i make coffee lol

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My wife took a bit of time to get it right, but she makes a good brew now. As she hates the sight of tea that is a result. Her problem was always taking the teabag out fat to quickly and adding about a pit of milk.

Edited by Ben H on 20th Dec, 2011.

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I have made a complaint regarding exactly this situation with a previous partner. It kind of solved the situation, the next one was very full....

But made with cold water....

And yesterdays tea bag.......

In my shoe

2 lessons learned there!

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

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just be grateful it isnt 2 girls 1 cup lol

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Line crossed haha

On 26th Jan, 2012 Tom Fenton said:
ring problems are down to wear or abuse but although annoying it isn't a show stopper

On 5th Aug, 2014 madmk1 said:
Shit the bed! I had snapped the end of my shaft off!!

17.213 @ 71mph, 64bhp n/a (Old Engine)


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Did she make it in a coffee cup too? I won't ask how you came to acquire such item but tea..... In a coffee cup.... And most of its got lost on the way! Sort it out *tongue*


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just be bloody grateful she made you a cuppa at all


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I taught my mrs how to make a proper brew 11 years ago and never looked back. Proper brew everytime. Hence why she's now the wife.

one day boost will be mine!

On 10th Mar, 2012 Joe C said:
TBH peple stick it everywhere... and theres merits to each...


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I just reach past the milk and grab a beer instead *tired*

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I guess it is down to the all important cup-size.

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From Sheffield now live in York tha noz


Or a bottle of mazola cooking oil if the mood takes you




On 21st Dec, 2011 MikeRace said:
I just reach past the milk and grab a beer instead *tired*
*happy*

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


John

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Quality in joke Oli.

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