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apbellamy

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Rotherham, South Yorkshire

http://omegle.com/

no registration, no identity. Just get on and connected to somebody, then the abuse can start...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


joeybaby83

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Isle of Man

thats just been a wierd convo, might try it again

hang on, am i lonely?

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"



apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

Me and John spent half an hour talking to an 18 year old girl who had decided that she was bisedxual and had her first girl on girl sex last weekend in a tent.either that or we where talking to a fat middle aged bloke....

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

hahahahaha:

Stranger: hi
You: hellooo
Stranger: f or m?
You: m, you?
Stranger: m
You: damn
Stranger: yeah
You: taraa
Stranger: i'm looking for hot girls
Stranger: not guys
You: arent we all
You: catch you later
Stranger: yesXD
Stranger: okay
Stranger: bye


richminiturbo.

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Horndean - Near Portsmouth

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: could you please change into these clothes?
Stranger: i'll just be in the closet
You: what
You: the
You: fuck
Stranger: dont be ashamed
Stranger: just go ahead and get into those garments
You: im not, just fucking scared
Stranger: no need to be
Stranger: stay calm
Stranger: just put that nice outfit on
You: which one? there's so many to choose from
Stranger: the jeans and shirt
Stranger: *continues peeping from closet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edited by richminiturbo. on 7th Jun, 2009.


Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im naked lol
You: yikes!!!
Stranger: haha
You: m or f?
Stranger: m
Stranger: u?
You: arghhh put it away i dont want to see
Stranger: haha
Stranger: dont have to
Stranger: f im assuming?
Stranger: feels good tho
You have disconnected.


Nick
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Midlands

Stranger: asl
You: thats a bit forward don;t you think, i haven't even said hello yet
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl
You: 57 m uk
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.


Nick
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Stranger: hi
You: ola
Stranger: asl pls =)
You: 15 f usa
You: you?
Stranger: 18/m/austria
Stranger: how are u? =)
You: chuck another shrimp on the barbie!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.


Nick
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Tell me something awesome.
You: i just farted and it sounded like a duck
Stranger: Ugh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.


Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

i keep getting a 14yr old from brazil

Byeee


Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

You: hi
Stranger: hi I'm from Guangdong China,where do you come from?
You: hi dong, im mingita from india





Stranger: radical? yea i am one radical motherfucker
You: no way
You: keep away from my mum
Stranger: i don't fuck other ppl's moms
You: just your own??????????
Stranger: yeah just mine
Stranger: so what do you do man?

Edited by Nic on 7th Jun, 2009.


joeybaby83

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Isle of Man

i think i just lost my omegle virginity?

lol

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"



Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

Stranger: hi
You: good day!
Stranger: als
You: 14 f usa
Stranger: 22 m ohio
You: im actually a 25 year old male, sorry
Stranger: o ok
You: have fun
Stranger: yea
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

oh this is great:

Stranger: hi
You: hello there
Stranger: asl
You: 68 f scotland
Stranger: 20 m uk
You: do you like larger women?
Stranger: no
You: oh thats a shame
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Nick
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Midlands

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: YOUR SO MEAN, HOW COULD U CHEAT ON ME
Stranger: shit
Stranger: not msn
Stranger: im ok.....
You: your momma wouldn't take no for an answer
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: WELLL PLAYED
Stranger: good night
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.


richminiturbo.

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Horndean - Near Portsmouth

Stranger: hey
Stranger: want some cock?
You: hi
You: depends
You: asl?
Stranger: on what?
Stranger: you first
You: hey, i asked first
Stranger: im 20 m uk
You: then i suggest you fucking grow up you twat, go and get an ACTUAL girlfriend and stop being a cunt over the net


joeybaby83

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Isle of Man

ive just started going random as fuck

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hiya
You: how do you do?
Stranger: ^^ British by any chance?
You: yes, and where do you hail from?
Stranger: England.
You: spiffing
You: where abouts on this glorious isle do you reside?
Stranger: In Gloucestershire, and yourself?
You: ahhh, bravo, usually oxford, but im on my uncles estate in inverness at present
You: good wetaher down your way?
You: i do apologise, weather?
Stranger: I wouldn't know I'm afraid, I hail from Gloucestershire yet I reside in Denmark.
You: excellent, my mother grew up in denmark after the war, she often returns to see her friends
You: what has the weather bestowed upon you in denmark?
Stranger: Well, the weather has been nothing short of erratic the last few days, blinding sunshine one moment, and the next torrential rain.
Stranger: How is the weather in Scotland?
You: fucking shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"



Nick
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Midlands

lmfao joey *happy*

On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.


Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

Are there any hot girls on here?

I could feel myself making friends with a guy from NY after discussing fat girls, and being single.
So i lied and said i had to go to bed


Nick
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doubt it dude, think its just weirdo's like us lot.





You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i am 23 year old guy. i am so horny now. i have a big cock. if you re a girl you can see it if you want add me: big.cock.here@windowslive.com
You: i am a nigerian prince, i need to get money out of my country, you help me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edited by Nick on 7th Jun, 2009.

On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.


Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

You: whats your name?
Stranger: sedgwick
You: cool name
You: whats it short for?
Stranger: that's it
You: nice
You: where do you live?
You: sorry, ive asked that
Stranger: ireland
You: ahhh
Stranger: want to cyber?
You: can do, how big is your dick?
Stranger: 6 inches
You: man thats tiny, no thanks
You have disconnected.



Stranger: heeeey
You: hi
Stranger: sdl ?
Stranger: asl
You: dfs?
You: abc?
Stranger: fgh ?
You: ydh?
Stranger: kjo
You: ndj?
Stranger: se fode seu merda
You: assez vous?

Edited by Nic on 7th Jun, 2009.


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire


That might have worked better if he was in Australia *Rofl!*

What have I started!

On 7th Jun, 2009 Nick said:

Stranger: 18/m/austria



On 7th Jun, 2009 Nick said:

You: chuck another shrimp on the barbie!

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Nick
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Midlands



On 7th Jun, 2009 apbellamy said:

That might have worked better if he was in Australia *Rofl!*

What have I started!

On 7th Jun, 2009 Nick said:

Stranger: 18/m/austria



On 7th Jun, 2009 Nick said:

You: chuck another shrimp on the barbie!



don't you remember dumb and dumber? *hehe!*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqVzRD_nWLQ

Edited by Nick on 7th Jun, 2009.

On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.


John

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Looks like TM has a new hobby.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

No...

On 7th Jun, 2009 Nick said:


On 7th Jun, 2009 apbellamy said:

That might have worked better if he was in Australia *Rofl!*

What have I started!

On 7th Jun, 2009 Nick said:

Stranger: 18/m/austria



On 7th Jun, 2009 Nick said:

You: chuck another shrimp on the barbie!



don't you remember dumb and dumber? *hehe!*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqVzRD_nWLQ

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*

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