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Nicky
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I helped keep this site alive!

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Tadley, Hampshire

*NSFW*

http://www.jenk.co.uk/happy.html


James_H

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Formally mini_majic

Auckland, New Zealand

so how long has everyone else just spent on that page?!?!?!?!?!?!? *surprised*

fishnet getup in the middle for me...


GaryOS

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Formally spanner181187

Dublin, Ireland

It broke my computer but it was worth it!

On 12th Nov, 2009 Paul S said:

I think Gary OS has taken over my role as the forum smart arse *happy*


On 30th Apr, 2010 Rod S said:
Gary's description is best


Nic

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9317 Posts
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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

No wonder alex married you



or




How many new avatars will appear now?


richminiturbo.

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Horndean - Near Portsmouth

NICE! Thats now my homepage :)

Best valentines present ever, thanks Nicky!!!


PaulH

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1346 Posts
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Dublin Ireland

to quote Retarded Police man "bbbboooobbbbeeeesss"

On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:

I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers.

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Radleigh

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367 Posts
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West London

THANK YOU!!! *happy*

Lightweight racer coming soon.


robert

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uranus

my word !! *Nerd*
thank you !

Medusa + injection = too much torque for the dyno ..https://youtu.be/qg5o0_tJxYM


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

My word! *happy*

The girl on the right pulling her jeans up... mmm....

Edited by apbellamy on 12th Feb, 2009.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


MikeRace

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6549 Posts
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#1 Basshunter Fan

Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes!

Dammmnnnn!!!

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


John

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10021 Posts
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Mongo

Barnsley, South Flatcapshire

I'm going to be late for now!

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


Mini_Andy

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Swindon

thats just made up for a shit morning!


Ben H

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Melton Mowbray, Pie Country

Unfortunately I am 34, not 13 so I have (or should I say had) no idea what 'NSFW' meant. Oh, you say it is obvious, well it is now. Mind you what would a 13 year old be doing in work anyway, unless he was in a sweat shop, and I doubt they get internet access in that kind of career choice.

Anyway, thanks.

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A man without a project is like a like a woman without a shopping list.


Anton

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Staffordshire




On 11th Feb, 2009 Nic said:







How many new avatars will appear now?


agreed!


BENROSS

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Resident Cylinder Head Modifier

Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem

i better not look ..... top left is great though






Mini_Andy

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2102 Posts
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Swindon



Her, god yea!!!


Ben.

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Formally Whyte_ben

Horndean, Hampshire



Mmmmmmmmmmm.......



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apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

I fooking love boobies!

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


richminiturbo.

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Horndean - Near Portsmouth

bounce, bounce, cmon! bounce!


Jimster
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455bhp per ton
12 sec 1/4 mile road legal mini

Sunny Bridgend, South Wales

boobies are my best friend

Team www.sheepspeed.com Racing

On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

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John

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Mongo

Barnsley, South Flatcapshire

+1!

On 12th Feb, 2009 Jimster said:
boobies are my best friend

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


SidewaysGTM

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Oxford, Kings Lynn, Pod, Pub.

I took the gamble and opened it at work, Surpise an audiance apeared when the page loaded

WEST

Got A GTM With A Honda In the Back, and huge Nitrous bottle where the passenger seat should be when racing!

On 19th Oct, 2009 Nic said:
Ill donate to the cause if you can make it do wheelies!!


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

Any body else work in IT?? A little group policy home page change is very tempting... shame I need my job. It would look fooking fantastic on my CV!

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


John

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Mongo

Barnsley, South Flatcapshire

hmm. nothing to stop me enforcing it to a few open minded individuals here :)

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

Try working for a bank...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*

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