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Carl

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liverpool-on-sea

http://www.jo-jo.net/ariane/start#

no longer a series, but still 1.3 turbo.

On 28th Nov, 2008 Sprocket said:
Oh now that is a long shaft you have Carl.


matty

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Aylesbury

Lame... best I got was 6! Lol

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1/4mile in 13.2sec @ 111 terminal on 15psi


PaulH

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Dublin Ireland

3 I have a fealing I know where im going rong but I just cant stop clicking dip and kiss her neck no Idea lol

On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:

I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers.

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gr4h4m

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Chester

1.. gulp

I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
VEMS + 12 PSI + Liquid Intercooler = Small Bore FUN!


joeybaby83

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Isle of Man

holy moley i pulled!!

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

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jamz

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Tool

Herne Bay, kent

haha i got quite far then went and saw hero n the toilet oops! ahah

On 27th Apr, 2010 Rick.SPI said:


cant beat a good blowout.


Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

It is hard to eat when you are blabbering so much.
On a scale of 1 to 10 you get a 4.

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Richie

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a LIL fishing village on the coast - Newcastle Upon Tyne

i ate too much like a piggy she must know me well !! 5, its shite trying to be cool hhahaha



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






James_H

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Formally mini_majic

Auckland, New Zealand

i grabbed the chest! how could i resist!


Ben.

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Horndean, Hampshire

I groped her jubly's then tried to take her bra off, but it was too much!

7 out of 10!



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Carl

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2924 Posts
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liverpool-on-sea

what ever i do i cant get higher than a 4

no longer a series, but still 1.3 turbo.

On 28th Nov, 2008 Sprocket said:
Oh now that is a long shaft you have Carl.


John

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Mongo

Barnsley, South Flatcapshire

i've done her in the jeep, had her win an amateur strip contest, done her in the hot tub, the bed, got a bj off her and got her to go the shop naked

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


James_H

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Auckland, New Zealand

the man is a pimp... lol


martpaul

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newton aycliffe (near durham)

im still kissing her!!!!


tadge44

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Buckinghamshire

Its true,only those who feel inadequate need to talk about sex.


wil_h

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Betwix Harrogate and York

That's addictive.

managed to get her top off in the bedroom, but not much else so far.

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


John

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Mongo

Barnsley, South Flatcapshire

get her drunk but not too much and she will do pretty much anything

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


Jimster
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455bhp per ton
12 sec 1/4 mile road legal mini

Sunny Bridgend, South Wales

got a 5, going to try again

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


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of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

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Turbo Shed

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Epsom, Surrey

is 1 a good score?


Turbo Shed

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Epsom, Surrey

ok, i tried this last night and today. how do you get more than 1!

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Anton

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Staffordshire

all i can get is a 7... grrr


John

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Mongo

Barnsley, South Flatcapshire

its a bit hit and miss but heres a quick start.

1 introduce
2 compliment
3 say something smart/funny
4 kiss on cheek
5 run fingers through hair
6 play rock
7 play soft rock
8 1 kiss
9 dip and kiss next
10 go to kitchen
11 give her 2 drinks of wine
12 get steaks
13 get the steaks ready on bbq
14 eat, drink, talk, compliment, drink, eat
15 go for a drive
16 get gas
17 go to outskirts
18 go to lookout
19 take picture
20 compliment
21 ask for sexier pose
22 repeat as required compliment, sexy pose
23 either ask for a bj or a shag in jeep

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


Rod S

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Rural Suffolk

Been down that route several times last night (it is addictive......) - all she did for me was take her top off in the jeep and then we got disturbed by kids !!!

I also managed to get her to try the amatuer striptease several times and every time she lost to "Zena the naked Yoga Insrtuctor" and then went of with a Stage Hand.

Best I've achieved is her completely naked next to the bed but then refusing to get in....

I've obviously lost my touch.

Schrödinger's cat - so which one am I ???


Star Mag

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Leicestershire

I didnt fancy her anyway LOL


El Potter

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Malta (Ex. Scotland)

Jees this is soooooooooooooooooo frustrating!!!!!
Got her to the look out but all I got was one kiss.

I hang my head in shame

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