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Answeres please

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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WTF?


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Halfway. after that you ar walking backl out of it.

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You could keep walking the perimeter of it.


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And Mini13 wins the prize

Lol, that didnt take long.

The key was in the title. There is a capital I in In. You can only walk half way In after that you are walking out. Walking around doesnt count as you are not walking In, you are walking around.

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On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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What if you're walking around In the centre of the field?

On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.



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You're all wrong wrong wrong!

Its 68.75 Metres

In the 13's at last!.. Just


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Sorry, I don't get this. Why is there a Capital I on "In" ????

Have I been writing in wrong all my life? Is it always meant to have a capital I at the beginning?

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On 20th Jun, 2008 Vegard said:
What if you're walking around In the centre of the field?


Lol theres always one *wink*

In theory you are walking out as you are not aproaching the center, the center is half way from all directions, but rather, you are waking towards the outer all the time.


'In' is just another of those english language words that has multi meanings that tend to get miss interpreted. My hats off to you Norwegian guys as you lot probibly understand our language better than us *laughing*

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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On 20th Jun, 2008 TurboDave said:
Sorry, I don't get this. Why is there a Capital I on "In" ????

Have I been writing in wrong all my life? Is it always meant to have a capital I at the beginning?


Lol Dave, the capital is there to give a clue to the question, nothing more. Why would there be a capital there, must mean something? makes you think a little more about the question, no?

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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Well, who (apart from you) is to say that your use of In is correct? Surely into would have been better?

Whay i am trying to explain is - your saying that "In" when used to walk in a field means walking "into" but someone who understands in means "inside" is wrong?

Sure, you put water 'in' (into) a bucket to fill it, but once water is 'in' (inside) the bucket it not half full / flowing out / whatever - is it not???

Sure - it means this wouldn't be 'funny' but the correct answer is just as easilly any of the above, not just the 'halfway' one...

Edited by TurboDave16V on 20th Jun, 2008.

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http://www.brainyquote.com/words/in/in176939.html

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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you can walk as far as you want in a field, but you can only walk half way in a field or else you are walking out

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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You can only walk half way into a field or else you are walking out of it.

lol!

In the 13's at last!.. Just


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I don't think capitalisation is supposed to be how you show intonation (is that even the right word?)


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I think you are right Nicky, isn't intonation denoted by italics?


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On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
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I neednt have done anything to highlight 'in' but would you still have got the answer right?

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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I guess you mean "needn't" but that is pretty rubbish English.

The thing is Sprocket, if you're going to let the capital I have such a significance, you need to write all else pretty damn good as well. If not, we'll only think you misspelled something *tongue*

ex:

On 20th Jun, 2008 Sprocket said:
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What if the field has a very peculiar shape. Let's say like a triangle or a peanut shape. When you're halfway, you may not even reached the centre yet, as it depends on where you started, and where you're exiting. I guess this is only valid in a circular field.
What about the stone fences??

Edited by Vegard on 20th Jun, 2008.

On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.



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It would've been a lot more obvious if someone said "how far can you walk in a field?", then you know you're getting a hint, not bad grammar.

but I'm being argumentative today *wink*


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my friend owns a farm, he has many fields. you do not walk In a field....
you jump on the quad and use that, loads more fun


lmao

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Heres one whats the definition of a Farmer

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I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers.

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On 20th Jun, 2008 PaulH said:
Heres one whats the definition of a Farmer


Oh oh oh, capital F, I dare not answererer

On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.



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what the hell are you doing in a field. GET BACK TO THE GARAGE.


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A farmer is a person that tries his hardest to kill people by pulling out of fields right in front of people while towing slurry tankers. Easy.

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On 20th Jun, 2008 Jay#2 said:
A farmer is a person that tries his hardest to kill people by pulling out of fields right in front of people while towing slurry tankers. Easy.


Wrong! A farmer is someone with the ability to cause havoc wherever they go.

My mate did this last week!

Edited by minimole23 on 20th Jun, 2008.

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yeah I gave it all a good prodding

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