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Paul S

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Did I ever show you guys a picture of my cock......































I thought it was most appropriate given that chicken welfare has been in the news a lot this week.

He is a Golden Brahma and his name is Fergus.

Edited by Paul S on 13th Jan, 2008.

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."


theoneeyedlizard

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That's a nice loking cock!

In the 13's at last!.. Just


Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

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I never though i'd find a situation where I would be saying this to another man but.......















Your cocks quite big.

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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joeybaby83

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mmmmm brahma......

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Tom Fenton
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Indeed Joe, its an OK beer isn't it...!


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On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


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On 13th Jan, 2008 Paul S said:
Did I ever show you guys a picture of my cock......


would look better with a pie crust over it ,lol






























I thought it was most appropriate given that chicken welfare has been in the news a lot this week.

He is a Golden Brahma and his name is Fergus.

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Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

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so a free range man then carl!

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

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Tom Fenton
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I would have expected Carl to say "It would look better in a Madras" actually! LOL


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


fastcarl

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acctually Tom i'm about to ring out for another right now,

toilet roll in the fridge

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Jordan

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Thats a fowl cock, Looks fake.

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El Potter

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so this is the cock that doesnt stink right axel?*tongue*

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Bat

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Hi,
Sorry but I'm laughing more about "toilet roll in the fridge"
Just my warped sense of humour *surprised*
Cheers,
Gavin :)

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MadMatt

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So,,, i gather that Carl is saying that he`d like to eat PaulS cock ,,, yeah???

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fastcarl

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Matt, your so sharp , you'll cut yourself one day,lol

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Richie

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hahahahaha you couldnt fit that whole cock in ure mouth if you tired Matt. its a bit chubby you see.



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






theoneeyedlizard

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This has turned into an innuendo-fest!

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On 15th Jan, 2008 theoneeyedlizard said:
This has turned into an innuendo-fest!




Dont be such a Fergus,,,,,,,man


psml

going to call the local bad lads this now and have a private little laugh to myself, coz i am sad.



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






shane

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Paul, your cock has a lot of meat on it!
LOL sorry couldnt resist.
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Nic

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For work today I had to go to an avairy in portsmouth, guess what i saw in there....









a cockatoo!!!!


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Paul S

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I'm disappointed that no one has said:

"My cock is bigger than yours!"

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."


wil_h

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Maybe you have the biggest cock, it's certinally the most colourful.

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


Mini_Andy

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you look like you need a seriously good plucking!


Richie

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yeah its amazing how many shades of colour you can get out of your cock if you beat it on a daily basis.



On 17th Jan, 2008 wil_h said:
Maybe you have the biggest cock, it's certinally the most colourful.



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






Paul S

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It is with deep regret that we have to announce the pasing away of our dear Cock, Fergus. He slid away peacefully on the 17th September after a brief illness.

RIP.

His successor is Black Jack, who as likely successor to the late Fergus has undergone a two year apprenticeship of rodgering and is ready to take up the reins as head cock.

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."


theoneeyedlizard

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So you have got rid of your old cock and replaced it with a big black cock???



Edited by theoneeyedlizard on 18th Sep, 2008.

In the 13's at last!.. Just

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